Act Cheesy, Horny and Useful (in a funny sorta way) eg 1. Cheesy: If she's walking with you and she says its cold. Offer your jacket even you know you don't want to give it to her. This is very predictable for her and she'll say "Hero banna khojya" then say..at least hindi movie ko hero ta banna deu :) eg 2. Horny: When she says its time to say goodbye..say you have a queen size bed and its too big for you. She'll say "no thank you, mero afnai cha" then tell her why don't she take you to her bed then. then she'll say "guys are not allowed in our house" then say.."keti banera aauchu ni" :) eg 3. Useful: Sound sophisticated and even if u work with something like hookworms and eggs of the flies, tell them how you're saving the world with it..even if not now, some distant day into the future... oh shit..how to appraoch huh....start with a hug and feel her buttocks and when she freaks out..say "jees! i thought u were fat" in jest!