Just a funny one.....hope you enjoy.. Arz kiya hai..... Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... * * * * * * * Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye... * * * * * * Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo... * * * * * * * Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning... * * * * * * * * Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found! * * * * * * * * Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I dont like your face. Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space. * * * * * * * * Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down. * * * * * * * * Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail. * * * * * * * Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon. Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon. * * * * * * * * Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain, Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain. * * * * * * * Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.