I have one joke for the refreshment :) A man decides to stop and get something to eat since he has been driving for 4 hours. He pulls into the first restaurant he sees and orders a hamburger and a drink. The waitress comes back with his meal. The man says "Why is my food so big..." The waitress replies "This is Texas, Texans like everything big!" So after eating some of his gigantic meal, the man asks where he can find the washroom. The waitress tells him to go down a hall and take a left. He walks down the hall and to the left and falls into a pool. Right away the man yells "Don't Flush!"