Posted by: Peachy January 25, 2006
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Little Bit of Humor. :o!
11 HUSBANDS!!!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new
husband,"Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He
kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he
knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would
be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the
basic process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
"
"Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he
knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job
or not"
"Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was
talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was
look."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did
was..... God, I miss him!"
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "But, why?"
"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm
gonna get SCREWED