got some good ones Peter: (drinking wine at church): Whoa! Is that really the blood of Christ? Priest: Yes. Peter Man, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day. Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking. Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind! Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love. Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.