Sandhurst, You really ought to have put a warning before you posted that you know...I almost killed myself having just sat down to read with a cup of Cofee when the hysterics broke loose! Personally, I think the "Politically Correct" phrases and terminology that is required nowadays does cause a fair amount of consternation to present day citizens..Poor Lord Nelson...must be turning in his grave to think of what's become of the Royal Forces! Marvellous article though..in spite of the near death hot cofee induced choking episode!!