no no i meant the DC mall, not shopping mall! follow these instructions: 1. look around, see if your boss is out! 2. sneak out of your cubicle/room (tip toe) 3. head towards the elevator. 4. push the \/ button, when elevetor comes in, walk in, hide your face with your purse! 5. walk out at the bottom floor, walk towards...north/south/east/west, according to your office location, towards the Mall. 6. quickly cross the street i forgot the name of. Pennsylvania ave.? i hate DC. street. 7. rejoice...and lie down on grass and watch the birds fly by or cars drive by and sleep. 8. go back to work around 3.30, and act like nothing had happened and find a way to explain the green stain on your clothes from grass.