Time to Laugh....... Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." ***** Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! ***** Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ***** Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. ***** Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. ***** Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. ***** Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? ***** Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? ***** Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. ***** Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. ***** A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... ***** Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. ***** Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform? *****