Posted by: hereb4u November 25, 2005
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
Adding to Jokesmaster's jokes
A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees
a bird and shoots. He misses and exclaims: "Behanchood! I missed.".
The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language
when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a
deer and shoots. He misses again and shouts: "Lund saalaa! phir sae missed"
The saadhu warns him: "If you use such crass language again. I will call upon
the Gods to curse you." This time the hunter spots an elephant at ten meters
range. He shoots and still misses and cries out: "Gaanduu! Missed even this."
The saint loses his tolerance and prays: "O God. This man has sinned thrice in
front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him away." "Thooom!" There is a
lightning bolt from the sky and the saadhu is vaporised. Awestruck, the
shikaari looks towards the sky and hears a thunder "Bhoonsadiwaalae! I missed too."