Lately I have been dating this thug straight out of prison who goes by the name of DeMingo. DeMingo is the hottest guy I have ever dated, bar none. This stud has been shot 9 times, hence the nickname "fitty". Henceforth I'll call him fitty. Now fitty loves spending $$$ on broads. He has bought me diamonds, perls and necklaces. Last week he got me a low-rider. I told him that I ain't driving no low-rider. So he brings me a Mercedes. Damn, fitty is loaded for real. Has a lot of $$$ to burn. That's the type of guy I want. I ain't dating no cheapskate with no cash in his wallet. I need a rich guy who knows how to treat a woman and doesn't mind spending all his cash on me. I want attention. We been having sex for 4 months now. Sex is great. He has mastered all sorts of positions. Here is one I wasn't familiar with:trojan horse position. This guy is a pro in bed. Fitty knows all the hotspots that would make a woman scream. It ain't no stretch when I say this hunk makes me scream like a 'ho. And I like screaming for him. I screamed so loud once that mah neighbors called dem popo(police) thinking that I was getting physically abused. Nothing coulda been farther from the truth. Now I realize that fitty got me pregnant! I got me a baby bakin' in the oven. And it's gon' come out burnt. But I ain't want no baby fo' now. I got my sexy body to think about. Don't wanna be a 300 lb sumo wrestler. So Imma get myself an abortion. The question to all my fellow Nepalis is this: Where do I find an abortion clinic? I live in the DC region. Any advice. ROHINI YOU MADE MY SADTURDAY............COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA