Hello, I am a voluptuous(I have been described as "thick" by people who chase me for sexual reasons, and trust me, with my hot spanking body I can get any man I want) lass with breast size in the vicinity of 34-DD. I am not exaggerating when I say I am hot. I have a really tight butt--a butt so tight that when you look at it your eyes will probably explode. I prefer thongs as my duty as a woman is to please my man. All you ladies out there who're thinking of messing with my man, just remember, I'll have to break it to you if you think of messing with my pimp. Oh yes, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot and freek like me? I know you really wish it, but you ain't getting a piece of this sexy pie. Why, you may ask? The reason is this. I like black men. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice as the adage goes and it's damn right too. Blacks are so hot and soo sexy. They're also "packing", if you know what I'm implying. The athletic types with 6-packs are the types I really fantasize about. mmmmmmm. They're so goodlooking. I love thugs. At least one conviction is a requirement to go on a date with me. Thugs know how to treat a lady. They give me what I desire and they don't hold nothing from me. Ain't that what women want? Coz that's what I want. Damn straight. Lately I have been dating this thug straight out of prison who goes by the name of DeMingo. DeMingo is the hottest guy I have ever dated, bar none. This stud has been shot 9 times, hence the nickname "fitty". Henceforth I'll call him fitty. Now fitty loves spending $$$ on broads. He has bought me diamonds, perls and necklaces. Last week he got me a low-rider. I told him that I ain't driving no low-rider. So he brings me a Mercedes. Damn, fitty is loaded for real. Has a lot of $$$ to burn. That's the type of guy I want. I ain't dating no cheapskate with no cash in his wallet. I need a rich guy who knows how to treat a woman and doesn't mind spending all his cash on me. I want attention. We been having sex for 4 months now. Sex is great. He has mastered all sorts of positions. Here is one I wasn't familiar with:trojan horse position. This guy is a pro in bed. Fitty knows all the hotspots that would make a woman scream. It ain't no stretch when I say this hunk makes me scream like a 'ho. And I like screaming for him. I screamed so loud once that mah neighbors called dem popo(police) thinking that I was getting physically abused. Nothing coulda been farther from the truth. Now I realize that fitty got me pregnant! I got me a baby bakin' in the oven. And it's gon' come out burnt. But I ain't want no baby fo' now. I got my sexy body to think about. Don't wanna be a 300 lb sumo wrestler. So Imma get myself an abortion. The question to all my fellow Nepalis is this: Where do I find an abortion clinic? I live in the DC region. Any advice.