... "By the way, Pooh, how do you spell Tuesday?" "Spell what?" asked Pooh. "Tuesday. You know - Monday, Tuesday..." "My dear Pooh," said Owl, "Everybody knows that its spelled with a Two." "Is it?" asked Pooh. "Of course," said Owl. "After all, it's the second day of the week." "Oh, is that the way it works?" asked Pooh. "All right, Owl," I said. "Then what comes after Twosday?" "Thirdsday," said Owl. "Owl, you're just confusing things," I said. "This is the day after Tuesday, and it's not Thirds - I mean Thursday." "Then what is it?" asked Owl. "It's Today!" squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh. -BenjaminHoff