"Most of them are gay men and they stop my tractor getting through to plough." (Mirror)An unnamed farmer explains why farmers in Cornwall have started erecting 'No Dogging' signs throughout the county in response an explosion in people seeking alfresco sex ."It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain. We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes." (Ananova)Romanian Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa comments on the tragic case of newly married local farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, who fractured his penis by dropping a heavy bag of grain on it, as he was apparently admiring his 25 year old bride hanging up the laundry.