Santa Singh In Vegas !!! Santa Singh had been to Vegas for the first time. He saw a Coke Machine and headed for there to find out what it was actually.He arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. Santa opened his purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. He placed it on a counter next to the machine. Then he reached in his purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, he pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. He immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. He placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke. As he was reaching into his purse again, the business man, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me, sir, but are you done yet?" Santa looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well jee! Can't you see I'm still winning?"