Santa & Viagra! Santa comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that`s not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history." So the doctor gives Santa a prescription and sends him on his merry way. A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims Santa excitedly, "I`ve got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It`s wonderful! I`ve had sex fourteen times in eight days!" "Well, I`m glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks Santa, "I haven`t even f@cking been home yet!"