Here are some more: When he cancels a date, it is because he has to........ When she cancels a date, it is because she has two... ********************************************************************************************************************************************** Obstetrician: Will the father be present during the birth? Woman: He and my husband dont get along... ********************************************************************************************************************************************** Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i would be in your hand all day.... Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so i could have a new one everyday! ********************************************************************************************************************************************** ~nepaligurl~