Posted by: usofa August 22, 2005
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
The other guys whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I
do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back
on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"