Funny one Bruce Lansky : I love you I love you I love you so well, If I had a skunk I would give you a smell. If I were a dog I would give you a bite. If I were a witch I would give you a fright. If I were a bathtub I'd give you a splash. If I were a fungus I'd give you a rash. I love you so much that I won't tell a lie: I promise we'll marry the day that I die. Rhythm and Rhyme Pattern: da DUM DUM da DUM DUM (A) da DUM DUM da DUM (B) da DUM DUM da DUM DUM (C) da DUM DUM da DUM (B)