Great! here goes one from Naomi. F--k Valentines Day Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all that sh-- for? People get all mushy and start acting queer, It's definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over and pass, Before I stick a dozen roses up cupid's ass. I spend the day so drunk I can't speak, And wear black for the rest of the week. People act all sweet but soon it will fade, For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit, Because I think love is a crack of sh--. So here's my story... What can I say? Love bites ass... F--- Valentine's Day! ***