Posted by: Hushpuppy August 12, 2005
Looking for a friend/life partner
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My friend's friend is also looking for a dude ..Ok's here's the list she passed me: Details:(exactly must match) 1. height : 5' 11'' 2. Skin : Chocolate brown 3. Eyes: Sleepy like Jhaling cha 4. Hands: Very sturdy 5.Toenails: Clean 6.Liver: Intact 7.Teeth : Very very white 8.Tongue: very very clean 9.Lungs: Pink (no brown spots there only grass green allowed) 8.Waist : 31 inch.. 9.Chest : no hair 10. Ears : hooked to MP3 11.Bums: Nice and round in FCUK jeans 12.Arms: Never held anything besides the steering wheels 13.Back bone: straight and flexible and strong enuf to lift 135 lbs easily 14.Brains: Computer hacker 15.Heart: Not filledwith gold 16 head: Rested on the book "THE IDIOT" by LEO Tolstoy and spinning around the paintings of Dali 17.voice: that of lenny cravitz 18.Hair: nice and soft 19.smell: the axe effect 20.manners: very very elegant 21.behavior: genteel 22.temperament:cool 23.attitude: always patient 24.humor:24/7 25.Energy: everreaddy battery 26.Culinary skills: a must 27.Degree holder: N/A 28.Hardwoker: Very very much 29.Homemaker: Specializes in interior decorum..knows the different between aqua green and olive 30.Bartending: Only in the presmises 31.Belly dancing: only in dreams 32.Inter'l passport: Must have to tour/joyrides 33. knows how to: babysit and dogsit too 34. Shopping buddy: also into VS.. 35.Poltics: never 36.TRUST: 200% Thats it i guess..i think i missed her major major points... Rules: 1.Only those who fit 100% to all the above may apply 2.Momsitters, exgf siiters, cute bf sitters, forget it 3.homeless, jobless, heartless, lifeless, might be considered as well but no results guraunteeed. 4. Applicants need to undestand there is a trial period of at least seven years...only then the contract may extend or expire.. 5.all applicants wiill be judged by the panel of goood jugdes from the court of luck and heaven 6. This test is the first test ever to be conducted on animals 7. All test conducted at your ow risk. 8.Nothing back guruanteed 9.Skills of karate, tae kwondo, salsa dancing, and xbox playing might be some help 10.Must have at least a year of experience in Sahara desert, brazilian Jungles, mt everest and/or the Arctic Ocean..you never know where you shall land 11.Kids under 25 are prohibited 12.Skyjumping, rafting, cliffhanging could give you bonus survival points 13. must be friendly with crocodiles, leapards and pythons..my friend keeps changing her looks!! 14.This invite is for serious contenders only 15.Don't try this at home
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