Newtons law of immigration........... LAW 1 : An Indian will continue to stay in USA due to inertia or greed until a force called deportation is applied. LAW 2 : The Force of Deportation F = ma Where : m = Amount Of Money an Indian Earned/Saved in USA. a = dm/dt = The Rate at which an Indian Saved Money. (This is contrary to the Popular Belief that an Indian will return back after making lot of Money.) LAW 3 : For Each and Every Indian That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, An Indian Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.