Some funny women jokes, you ladies will hate me for sure - No harm its just jokes What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party Understanding a Woman =============== -> We need REALLY MEANS I want -> You want REALLY MEANS You need -> It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -> We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -> Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -> you're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -> Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -> I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -> You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -> I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -> Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -> This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -> You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -> Yes REALLY MEANS No -> No REALLY MEANS No -> Maybe REALLY MEANS No -> I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -> Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -> How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. -> I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. -> Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -> I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -> Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. -> Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. -> I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -> All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? Please ladies dont kill me its just a humor