Posted by: BigD July 18, 2005
A Kingly Advice To King(Mayor) Gaynendar
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One night, KG was awakened by King Prithivi Narayan's ghost. KG saw him and asked, "Bada Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Unify the hills of Darjeeling and Sikkim into one Nepal. Take back what is ours" advised King Prithivi and gave his famour one figure unification signature... The next night, the ghost of King Mahendra moved through the dark bedroom. "Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" KG asked. "F*** the policital parties, screw the people, only we know what works best. Democracy and freedom is overrated. It is against our national interest" advised King Mahendra. KG didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was King Birendra's ghost. "Dai Maharaj, what is the best thing I could do for the country?" KG asked. "Organize a family get together at the palace. Make sure you son(CP) has access to plenty of drugs, gun and bullets. Most importantly, make sure you are there this time." replied King Birendra.
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