1. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. 2. What did God say after creating man? I can do better. 3. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? 4. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 5. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business. 6. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. 7. How do men sort their laundry? "Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". 8. Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. 9. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. 10. Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "how sad - a dead bird." The other man looked up and said, "where?" source:- forwared email