Posted by: meera July 16, 2005
mumblings/ jumblings
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I have started this new diet, its called starvation. Don?t eat; u won?t have to worry about gaining pounds. It all started because of the fishes in our pond. There is one black fish and 4 goldfish. Blackie must be something for all them gold chicks surround him. Damn, now u know how much of a free time I have in my hands, I sit and observe fish. Since yesterday they have started ignoring him (Blackie), maybe he?s gained weight, so I put him and all the others on a starvation diet. Everything?s fair in lop and diet. Now they have all started surrounding him again. Damn, I should play cupid ;) Did anyone notice all the pretty chicks in ANA (at least according to the pics) wearing kurta. If I were to put forward a hypothesis, I would theorize, ?The prettier the chick, the higher is her probability of wearing a kurta. Now if u have overflowing boobs, I guess u need to wear skimpy dress. I totally understand, nothing else would fit u unless u buy plus sizes. Did I just stereotype? So yesterday I played scrabbles online, for all of u that don?t know the website, its www.isc.ro and of course got beaten so bad in the first two rounds. In the last round I won because my opponent pressed a key by mistake, take about luck. So I tell my sis, ?damn, I am slow?. She goes, ?so u finally admit it.? So much for sisterly concern!! Why do we lop to hate Indians? And yet we eat like them, watch all their movies and even dress like them. The motto seems to be, ?Hate them, and copy them!!? It?s like calling all Nepali guys dalle, of course only dallis do that. Wear 4 inch heels and go around with tall guys, new fashion eh? If all the chicks go after tall guys who?s gonna date them shorties? I know a solution for them shorty, get a chick from Nepal. It don?t matter if u look like the hunchback of Notre Dame, tell her that u have a GC, dude she will see Jhonny Depp in u. Am I evil or just in the mood to speak the truth? Ok I am off to polish my skills in scrabble.
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