+This is Your Mom jokes for all the progrmmers and developers+ ->If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out. ->Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class! ->Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance. ->Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode. ->Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow ->Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow. ->Your mom is like HTML a tiny "head" and a whole lot a "body".