Yo mama is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "Disneyland left <--" so she went home Yo Mamma is so fat, she jumped on a pogo stick and went straight to china. Yo mamma is so fat she has more chins than a chineese phonebook yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started to sing "we are family" Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "To Be Continued..."