Yo mama so dumb, she took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so dumb, she sends fax with stamp on it Yo mama so dumb, she got stabbed on a shootout Yo mama so ugly, the doctors slapped her parents Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance camera Yo mama so short she poses for trophies.