Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job? A. Ten minutes of silence! Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby? A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker. Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife... A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery. . What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A. A bandleader f*cks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches.