Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob Q. How are women and tornadoes alike? A. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese? A. Twocanchew (two can chew). Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming