Posted by: kankaiRiver May 21, 2005
Maoists' New Shooting List
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After riddling Pundit Pokhrel's head with ten bullets accusing him of dharmako name ma shoshan gareko(Well, there are skeptics, and I was the earlier one, but I have checked cpnm.org since then and the Maoists have not rejected that charge), here is a new charge sheet circulated by our dear Maoists. Some call it shooting list, some call it wish list, who cares what the name is!! Name---------------------------Charge 1. Nara Hari Acharya -- For supporting the king, for being corrupt 2. Raamesh -- For singing in the praise of the royal family 3. Khagendra Sangraula -- For supporting Ashoj 18 move 4.Bipana Thapa -- For being a lousy actress 5. Dr Bhagban Koirala - Doctori ko name ma shoshan gareko 6. CK Lal - Engineer bhayera rajako gungan gayeko 7.Hutaraj Baidya - For polluting Bagmati 8. Bal Bahadur Rai - For riding Harley Davidson at age 80 9.Shakti Gauchan - For playing bad cricket 10. Nobel Kishor Rai - For being the worst ambassador 11.Ang Rita Sherpa - For failing to climb Mt Everest and soiling Sherpa Race 12. Chepang community in Makwanpur - For being too urbanite and hypocrite 13.Kusum Bab - For being the worst traffic volunteer 14. Daniel Lak - For being the worst foreign reporter on Nepal And so on and so forth. In Jest.
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