Posted by: nepali_con April 24, 2005
I stole a liberal's gerbil last night
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You wanna hear about immigrants? Sure, here's one ;). This happened about two weeks ago. The same homosexual liberal gasbag also had a Hispanic maid, who, my buddies and I were sure, was an illegal immigrant from that cesspul they call Cuba. Knowing my neighbor, I was pretty sure she was his sex-slave, and I presumed that he was also about to have a sham marriage with this woman to trick the INS into giving her a green card. Ain't happening in my neck of the woods. Not when my buddies and I are there to keep libbie scums in check! So my buddies learned a thing or two about a new group formed by true American patriots to guard America from the uneducated vermins that have been invading us for decades. So I knew what to do. I quickly picked up the phone and dialed the Minuteman Project hotline number and informed them of the hanky-panky going on in my neighborhood. And soon enough, the Minuteman Volunteers arrive in boatloads and haul her ass to the nearby INS office. And guess what, she was indeed an illegal alien, and they deported her ass back to Cuba! LMAOOOOOOO. Too bad they didn't do a thing about my knuckle-dragging libbie neighbor. And he doesn't know how she got deported either. I ain't telling him! God bless Rush Limbaugh, the speaker of truth!
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