nepali con, I heard from your liberal buddy and he gave me the real story behind the "cute" gerbil. He said he knew where his pet was all along, that this had happened before. He said you and your "Deliverance" wing-nut buddies had taken it deep into the woods, where squeals of pleasure and pain were supposedly heard from you and your white Aryan friends (the gerbil was "cute", huh?). The reason your liberal neighbor was really crying, he said, was because he had to wash the stink off his poor, innocent pet yet again, and to heal it of the traumas suffered in navigating god only knows what dark and smelly burroughs. He said that he had already contacted PETA and they were on their way to stuff your beloved crucifix you know where. Just thought I'd warn you, before any real damage was done. He insisted that while nobody envied you your fundamentalist pleasures, he was shocked that you wing-nut theocrats had sunk so low! And he ended the tale by screaming: Buck Fush!