:)ohhhhhhhhhhhh A sardar saw a beautiful girl.....he went and kissed her..... Girl Said: What r u doing? Sardar said: B.Com from Khalsa College, Chandigarh *************************************************************** A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip? Very good, thank you. And, what happened to my present? Which present? what I asked for, the English girl?! Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!***************************************************************** Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour. So he orders Rabri Deviji,"Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." Rabri ji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai. The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare. However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon...people say the stamp doesnt stick!! Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!! *************************************************************** Laloo Prasadji decides that he is a very popular and famous person, and like all famous persons, there should be a postage stamp issued in his honour. So he orders Rabri Deviji,"Arre hammar photoo wala stamp nikalo." Rabri ji obediently calls all the ministers and officers concerned, tells them to get a postage stamp with Laloo ji's photooo on it designed by the best design house, printed on the best paper, applied with the best gum...after all, Lalooji ka stamp hai. The stamp is made, and released with much fanfare. However, Lalooji starts receiving complaints about it soon...people say the stamp doesnt stick!! Lalooji is furious,"Hum kahe the ki accha stamp banao..". All officials run helter skelter to find out whats wrong, and finally report back to Rabri devi, "Madam, the paper and gum are definitely of the best quality. In fact, even the printing is great - the photo resembles Lalooji exactly. The problem is, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!! _________________ no techniqal words:)