phun tyme>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered! "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead." "Dead is easy." replied the Jewish Samurai. "Circumcision...now that takes skill!" ***************************************************************** A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by Rs.200. He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet. At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees that he's been underpaid by Rs.200. Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. 'Sir, I think you've made a mistake on my cheque.' 'And how do you figure that? his employer asks. 'It seems I've been underpaid by Rs.200.' 'Ja, so?' 'No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.' 'Last month I overpaid you by Rs.200 and you didn't complain so why now? 'Well Sir, thing is I don't mind if you make a mistake once but if it becomes a habit I have to say something' _________________