Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."... "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse? **********************************************************************The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it? ************************************************************************Bihar Bihar Istate Gorment Driving License Sekson Traaphic Dipartment DRIVING LICEN APPLIKASON PHAAROM ----------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: Pleej do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ Male _____ Phimale_____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number of children that are yours: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not noun,leave blank) 11. Ejjucason: Class- 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) 12. Dental rekard/color: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other color _______ pleej Give egjhakt color(Check karet box) 13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________ IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS: 1. If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleej do not copy thumb impression also. Pleej provide your own thumb imparesson. 2. PLEEJ DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS 3. Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. 4. IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.