Posted by: SITARA April 1, 2005
An honest (would be) love letter
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Dear Goodnight and Happy April 1st: Loved your genteel reply. Yes, certainly, the possiblities are endless but your life is too short to explore all of them. Indeed, a pity! As for the head spinning, is it accompanied by nausea ? hmmm could it be vertigo, perhaps? Yes, my dear the hiccups were so unbearable that I had to watch Ring 1 and Ring 2. And a recent flashing of Ring 3 scared the daylights out of me and cured my hiccups, tics, twitches an' all. Don't drink any more water, I beg of you... leave some for the fish! My bewitching smile carries a burden of broken hearts; pray do not push do not push me further into purgatory. I couldn't bear for Fr. Andrew Wa to save my buring soul. The garden of Eden holds no attraction for me. Oh No! I had no intentions of inhabiting your house nor your heart. I am a free spirit haunting the tricky threads of Sajha. Perhaps, you can exorcise me with Fr. Andrew's cross and bible?! If not, I could wack some sense back into your dizzy head.... with a peacock's feather of course. Oh, you have not made love to Kenny G's music in so long? Aha! that explains your thirst and enumerous gulps of water. Perhaps, a cold shower will cure IT? How about bottled glacier water from Alaska? ;) Gentle sire, how brave, how courageous, how foolish! Why would you want to die for unrequitted love? Yes, I'd rather have you fighting for me than dying for me! :) Sire, are you aware you ask for the lethal? one look from my karke nazar will doom you to eternal confusion. If you are not already befuddled. Gentle Sire, allow the dust of my memories to settle before you embark upon another infatuation. Yours sincerely, Flattered. P.S. curious about the direction your head spins; clockwise or anticlockwise?
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