Once god asked a Nepali: hey man, do u need commandments? Nepali (curiously): wha is it like? God: thou shalt not commit adultery Nepali: F***ing hell! I aint taking that sh**. Keep that to yourself. Then god goes to many different countries and people: the same question adn similar answers. Finally he found Moses. As we all know, he was business-minded. God: Do u need commandments? Moses: How much does it cost? [he didnt ask what it was like; he was business-minded, remember?] God: It costs nothing. Its 4 free. Moses: In that case, I will have 10. Why only one? There you go.