Posted by: newUser101 March 26, 2005
Adults joke !
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one day a person is admitted to mental hospital. His problem is, he used to throw stones to the people with his "GULELI". after few months, the hospital boys get him to the mental doctor Doctor : how r you feeling now ? patient : i am fine. i didn't throw stones to anybody since few months. i think i am ok. so let me go to my home. Doctor : i will ask you a question. if you answered right then i will let you go to your home. Patient: sure. Doctor : if i gave you 10 rupees then what will you do with that money ? Patient : hmmmmm. i will buy a "GULELI" and throw stones to all the people in this hospital. Doctor : Nosssssssss. He is not well yet. keep him for few more months in this hospital. After few months. Doctor : how r you feeling now ? patient : i am fine. Doctor : ok. you answer me one question and then you may go back to your home. Patient: sure. Doctor : if i gave you 100 rupees then what will you do with that money ? Patient : hmmmmm. i will buy a wheel of a bicycle. Doctor : great !. seems you are getting well. then what will you do with that wheel ? Patient : i will break the wheel and get its tyre inside it . Doctor : why ? Patient : so that i can make a "GULELI" and throw stones to people. Doctor : oh nossssssssssss. He is not ok till now. let him kepp here for few more months. after few months. Doctor : its been a long time you are here in hospital. now, how are you feeling. Patient : i am feeling well . now i think i am almost ok and want to go back to my home. Doctor : sure. i will let you go to your home. but you have to answer my one question. if i gave you 10,000 Rs. what will you do with that money? Patient : i will marry a beautiful girl. Doctor : great. you are thinking of getting married. Then what will you do ? Patient : i will go for Honeymoon. Doctor : then .... (doctor is getting excited to hear about his honeymoon) Patient : i wll remove her upper clothes. Doctor : then.... (doctor getting more and more curious to hear about his honeymoon) Patient : i will remove her "Sari" Doctor : then..... Patient : i will remove her panties Doctor : ohhhhh. then...................ssss Patient : i will make "GULELI" from her panties and throw stones to her with that "GULELI"
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