He he he he ...bhoj khuwane tayari gardai SRISTI....ya u do cook well i know that....especially that Kukhura ko masu...yum yum yum...he he he Ok time for jokes again...he he he Sardarji is travelling by train. He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes. This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more. So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard. When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home. Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror. Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?" "The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!" Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old. Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one Else could write in his checkbook other than him if he lost his checkbook?