A family somewhere in India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the U.S. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body so tightly squeezed into the coffin there was no space left in it. When they opened the lid they found a letter on top which read as follows: My dear Brothers and Sisters, I am sending our Mother's body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the Compound of our ancestral home. Sorry I could not come along as all my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolate and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Mataji's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10 ) for Mohan. Also there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshimi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Mataji is wearing 6 American T- shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them amongst yourselves. The 2 new jeans that Mataji is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Mataji's left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Mataji is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 pairs white cotton socks that she is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all of these uniformlyand if anything more is required let me know since our dear Pitaji is also not keeping well nowadays. Your Sister Love Aditi