Little naughty, don't mind. ---------------------------------------------------- "How did the accident happen?" asked the doctor. "Well," explained Banta, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us." "Fortunately, you've only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks," the doctor said. "You're a very lucky man." "You said it, doctor," injured Banta replied. "A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull."