I thought it was a bias to Classify only men so I dared to post this again. This is not scientific and for humerous purpose only. If this resembles the real life, please accept as coincidental. (Chronological) Classification of Nepalese Women in US Class I ? Sleeps on the floor during periods. ? Brags about husband?s professional and financial success. ? Knows where the ?sales? and 24 Karat jewellary stores. ? Stays away from the meat for the fear of beef, if she has to eat outside. ? Constantly spies on son and daughter and rati sutne belama chora chori ko barema khus khus kura garne. ? Prays children to be monogamous. ? "Tampoon"? What is that? ? Keeps ledger of every new purchases or additions of the other Nepali families. ? Encyclopedia of other neplese's fault. Knows most of the details of other Nepalese fellows. . Nice mom and wife, packs typically jeera, aduwa and lasun smelling lunch to husband and children. . Does wear Jeans once a while with no original stiching on the bottom and noticable hand hemming. (saved 10 bucks with self alteration) Class II ? Hard working, educated, motivated, supporting family and children. ? Smart and Might have imported husband and children from Nepal . ? If husband still in Nepal, probably involved with some other male. ? Concerned about savings and planning to buy a house. Cares about the future of children. ? Buys stuff ONLY on sale. Knows season, days, time and location of best sales. ? Has total control over HIS social and financial activities and gets HIS paycheck deposited in her account. ? has histories of dumping guys for some other gentlemen and mostly punks. ? Quite smart in taking advantages of her single status from other guys (who are expecting something....from her). Flirts as she understands the pshyche of men/guys. ? Social butterfly, stylish (draws attention in local social gatherings with her method of dressing and exposure especially the thoracic area of her body); in par with vogue. . If felt needed, can covert her mammary glands of 32 b to 34c or vice versa. ? Suspicious about husband?s activities especially with other women. . Knows the taste of only one kind of cake, I mean, purely Monogamous. Class III ? On H4-B visa, waiting for husbands green card. ? Goes to Kaplan for the preparation of upcoming standardized exam and chats long hours with newly acquainted Indian and Pakistani friends. ? Baby sits for cash otherwise stays at home watching Hindi movies and has become encyclopedia of the Bollywood movies and exhausted the stock of movies at the local Indian grocery store. ? Calls husband ten times a day in his cell phone or the office and thanks for bringing her to States. ? Chats a lot over the Internet and or calls mom in Nepal for the recipe of alu-ko-achar and how to make a cup of tea. ? Feel very lucky be AWAY from the sasu-sasura and thanked her guy for marrying her thousand times. .... . Her anxiety levels peaks when talking to very controlling "sasu" in Nepal and for directing her how to treat " her son", who is no longer mama's boy, I mean, she think he is her possession only. . Plan: someday go to school here and work as her previous academic background in Nepal. . willing to experiment with him, what she saw in the movie. Class IV . Daughter of Immigrated Nepali parents. ? Goes to school or college, works part time to pay for the tuition. ? Sick of correcting parents living style and thick accent. ? Has a bilateral tattoo near the tail-bone but hides from the ?conservative? parents ? Wants an ornament on the belly button and other secret/sensitive areas. ? Fed up with parents trying to convince the qualities of her new boyfriend. ? Feels her space, privacy and freedom are invaded by nagging mommy. ? Thinks, parents lack understanding of the social norms and dress code. . Her testerone level is not regulated by her monthly cycle.