Posted by: mysteryman2055 March 4, 2005
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YOU PROBABLY HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE!! JUST REFRESHING:
A LETTER
Pyaarey puttar, I'm writing this letter slow,
because I know you cannot read fast. We don't
live where we did when you left home. Your dad
read in the paper that most accidents happen 20
miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be
able to send you the address as the last Sardar
who stayed here took the house numbers with
them for their next house, so they couldn't have
to change their address. This place is really
nice. It even has a washing machine situated
right above the commode. I'm not sure it works
too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled
the chain and haven't seen them since. The
weather here isn't too bad. It rained only
twice last week. The first it rained for 3
days and second time for 4 days. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would
be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and
put them in the pocket. Your father has
another job. He has 500 people under him. He
is cutting the grass at the cemetery. Your
sister had a baby this morning. I haven't
found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I
don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a the nearby well.
Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought
them off bravely and drowned. We re-cremated
him and he burned for three days. Your best
friend, Balwinder is no more. He died trying to
fulfill his father's last wishes. His father
had wished to be buried in the sea after he
died. Your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his father. There isn't
much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened. Love Mom.
P. S : I was going to send you some money but
the envelope was already sealed.