Some ways to annoy people: Chew on pens that you've borrowed. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." Mow your lawn with scissors. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." Make appointments for the 31st of September. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. Ask people what gender they are. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." Pay for your dinner with pennies. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE or only type in lowercase and dont use any punctuation either Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. Drum on every available surface. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". Name your dog "Dog."