Posted by: swaati thapa March 1, 2005
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SOME LAWS One need to follow The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Law Pertaining to Divorce Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him... get a good lawyer... and keep his house.
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