Ok here goes Santa and Banta joke. Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication and decided to use the conventional method of communication. That is to use the pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message. Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa "what is this - a joke? The pigeon is without any message." Guess what Santa says??? "Idiot, that was a missed call!!"