Some short jokes of Sardarrrrrrs....got to love these Sardarrrrrss...he he he What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you? Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought. Why does Sardarji work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain him on Monday. Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes? He always forget the recipe. How did Sardarji try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff. Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes? He thinks his picture is being shot. How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can't Sardarji dial 911? He can't find the Second 1 on the dial. "Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where? What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. Hear about the Sardar that got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.