Some jokes of Sardarrrrrrrrrrrs!!!! Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes. Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park. When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat. His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai." Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata." Sardar Garbhajan singh went for his usual morning walk. At one junction he found a crowd. One man holding a syringe on one hand and the famous actress on the other hand. He threatens to inject the liquid which contain AIDS virus in to her body unless he is given a ransom of 10 corers of Rupees . Police men are helplessly watching. At this moment Garbachen rushed to the man and has a fight, he dropped the syringe, Police men arrested him. On the next day a ceremony is conducted to reward Garbachen. The chief guest CM of punjab while giving away the reward asked to the Garbachen " We are proud of you How did you show that much of courage even if you are aware of AIDS ?" Garbachen said "Sir I always wear a condom to avoid AIDS" ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." Why does sardarji brings binocular in his own marriage? To see his far reletavies. How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!! One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.