Few jokes from my pockets hehehehehe.... enjoy it with coffee... SARDAR JOKES .....THANKS TO PANJAB Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...